GoogleGuy is Coming to Town


Google Guy aka Santa Claus

O! You better link out
You better not buy
You better nofollow
Or your pr will die
GoogleGuy is coming to town

He’s making an index
And caching it twice
Gonna find out who’s buying PageRank
GoogleGuy is coming to town

He crawls you when you’re sleeping
He scores you when you’re awake
He knows if your hat’s black or white
So wear white for Google’s sake!

O! You better link out
You better not buy
You better nofollow
Or your pr will die
GoogleGuy is coming to town

With little ten SERPs and little toy tools
Ranky tank tanks and linky link juice
GoogleGuy is coming to town

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“GoogleGuy is Coming to Town” has 3 Comments

  1. Tj Cafuir Says:

    Very funny. I featured it in my blog actually. So what’s the next tune for New Year’s?

  2. Emory Rowland Says:

    I am trying to think of a SEO parody for “Auld Lang Syne” but nothing is coming to mind.

  3. I. B. Clapper Says:

    I think you should stick with honing your fragging skills.

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