GoogleGuy is Coming to Town

O! You better link out
You better not buy
You better nofollow
Or your pr will die
GoogleGuy is coming to town
He’s making an index
And caching it twice
Gonna find out who’s buying PageRank
GoogleGuy is coming to town
He crawls you when you’re sleeping
He scores you when you’re awake
He knows if your hat’s black or white
So wear white for Google’s sake!
O! You better link out
You better not buy
You better nofollow
Or your pr will die
GoogleGuy is coming to town
With little ten SERPs and little toy tools
Ranky tank tanks and linky link juice
GoogleGuy is coming to town





December 25th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Very funny. I featured it in my blog actually. So what’s the next tune for New Year’s?
December 25th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
I am trying to think of a SEO parody for “Auld Lang Syne” but nothing is coming to mind.
December 27th, 2007 at 10:25 am
I think you should stick with honing your fragging skills.